Welcome to the Snail Zone
There's not much actually in the snail zone currently. Sorry.
I periodically beat my website like a rug, so all of its previous pages have fallen out. I'll put some of them back up eventually, but it's gonna be a while. This website also isn't under active development at the moment, so updates are likely to be sparse.
But at least there's an RSS feed to track these rare "website update" sightings.
News
- - Removed the useless splash page. Cleaned up the homepage. Slashed funding to the library, forcing it to close down. Learned how to use the shift key, for legibility reasons or something. (I may forget this move again to make room for an HM though.)
- - i have added a rudimentary RSS feed for this site, lovingly and shittily handwritten by myself. it only took me [redacted] tries to ensure it was a valid feed. i plan on only using it for major updates to this site (new pages, substantially updated pages, suchways). for minor updates like corrected date typos, continue parking on this page and obsessively mashing the F5 button.
- - i only just now noticed that i had the entirely wrong year written in these dates. yikes!
- - adjusted hometown background colors and hit count display. moved magnet poem to library. also, added library.
- - added favicon. made hometown mildly less plain. added hit count.
- - website rebootening. all pages removed. index and hometown pages added.